I was gonna plan a vacation in Great Britain, but money’s a little tight, so Pretty Good Britain it is.
Delivery Style: Pun
Pun joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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A Sour Teen Wearing a Hoodie and Miniskirt
Hey, sour teen wearing a hoodie and tiny miniskirt with knee socks combo: Have you considered that it’s your outfit making you unhappy?
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Scandal Rocks Vatican
Saw a headline: “Scandal Rocks Vatican.” If the Pope really wants to appeal to young people, he needs to get newer bands than that.
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Waldo’s Therapist
“Maybe what you need to be asking yourself is, ‘Who’s Waldo?’” Waldo’s therapist.
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In Honor of the Olympics
In honor of the Olympics, instead of spending the weekend napping, I will be spending the weekend marathon napping.
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People Are Shocked by Ryan Lochte and Company
Weird how people are acting shocked by Ryan Lochte and company acting like idiots, as if they never met any jocks in high school.
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My Dad Trying to Remember a Baseball Player
“Whatever happened to that guy who isn’t there anymore?” My dad, trying to remember the name of a baseball player.
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Digital Copies of Mad Magazine
I got a bunch of digital copies of Mad Magazine, and I’ve gone through 3 iPads and an iPhone so far trying to do the fold-in on the back cover.
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My Son Has to Wear a Tuxedo for the School Band’s Holiday Concert
My son said he’s required to wear a tuxedo for the school band’s holiday concert. Now I have to buy him black yoga pants and one of those tuxedo T-shirts.
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The Road to Hell Is Paved
The road to hell is paved. What more do you need to know?
