Pun joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
The wife and I took a long, leisurely drive out to the country and pulled over to fill up our car’s gas tank and tires…
She was surprised to see that the station had a fee to fill the tires and asked me, “Why in the world do they charge for AIR?!”
I responded, “Inflation.”
The swordfish has no natural predators to fear from…
…except the penfish, which is supposed to be even mightier.
After I invested all my spare cash into an origami business, it folded.
Did you hear about the arrogant cannibal who started eating his own arms and legs?
He was so full of himself.
Where did the Helsinki marathon end?
At the Finnish line.
Not sure if a colonoscopy is the most painful medical procedure but it’s right up there!
I started a business making yachts in the attic.
Sails are going through the roof.
I was so bored that I memorized six pages of the dictionary, and I learned next to nothing.
