I entered a lottery to win an entire shopping center, but I failed.
I guess you can’t win a mall.
Delivery Style: Pun
Pun joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Ketchup with old friends again
I just got back from the annual Condiment Convention.
It was nice to ketchup with old friends again.
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The Times are rough
I’ve run out of toilet paper, so I’ve started using old newspaper…
The Times are rough. -
Ancient grease
An archaeologist found a 2,000-year-old oil stain.
Ancient grease. -
He’s pure bread
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore because the ducks keep biting him.
I should have known better.He’s pure bread!
