Did you guys hear about the worldwide sting operation on people who mix drinks?
Many of them are behind bars right now.
Pun joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
Did you guys hear about the worldwide sting operation on people who mix drinks?
Many of them are behind bars right now.
A friendly reminder: anal sex requires no less than a butt load of lubricant.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.

Chloroform
puts the sensual back into
non-consensual
What do you get when you cremate a femboy/tomboy?
Trans fat.

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.
— Pythagoras
People with geometry fetishes — they come in all shapes and sizes.
A traffic cop went to the trouble of leaving a note under the wipers to let me know I’d positioned my car correctly…
It said, “Parking fine.” So that was nice.
Ford should make a coupe and call it the Oar.
It’d be a Ford Oar two-door.