john @mrjohndarby
me: my fish is very dry
waiter: yes, we had to take him out of the water
me: smart
Delivery Style: Pun
Pun joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Your Jew-Jitsu Is Strong But Feel the Power of My Nun-Chucks
Your Jew-Jitsu is strong, but feel the power of my…
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The Sting Operation
Did you guys hear about the worldwide sting operation on people who mix drinks?
Many of them are behind bars right now.
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A Friendly Reminder
A friendly reminder: anal sex requires no less than a butt load of lubricant.
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Registered Six Offender
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
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Chloroform Puts the Sensual Back Into Non-Consensual
Chloroform
puts the sensual back into
non-consensual
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Trans Fat
What do you get when you cremate a femboy/tomboy?
Trans fat.
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Every Triangle Is a Love Triangle
Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.
— Pythagoras
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Geometry Fetishes
People with geometry fetishes — they come in all shapes and sizes.
