Pun joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
My friend asked me to say a few words at his wife’s funeral, so I stepped up to the podium, cleared my throat, and said, “Curvy, shapely, voluptuous, generously proportioned, full-figured…”
He stopped me and said, “Dude, what are you saying??”
I replied, “Sorry… it was just a figure of speech.”
Ireland’s capital is the fastest-growing city.
Every year it’s Dublin.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
I didn’t believe in my chiropractor.
But now I stand corrected.
My wife says she’s leaving me because of my unhealthy obsession with poker.
I think she’s bluffing.
