When I told my contractor that I didn’t want any carpeted steps, he just gave me a blank stair.
Delivery Style: Pun
Pun joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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I turned a few heads
I walked down the street dressed as a screwdriver.
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Authorities just found Himalayan there
Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying to climb Mount Everest?
Authorities just found Himalayan there. -
An escasooner
What’s faster than an escalator?
An escasooner.
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All of the seats were already taken
Unfortunately, I showed up late to the kleptomaniacs’ conference.
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It will still be stationary
It doesn’t matter how much you push the envelope. It will still be stationary.
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That’s 15-love
My wife said, “I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with tennis.”
I replied, “That’s 15-love.”
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Butterflies in my stomach
I’d never make it on one of those “Survivor” shows. Every time I think about eating something like caterpillars, I start to get butterflies in my stomach.
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You don’t get any bigger than that
If I could be any concept, I would be infinity, ’cause man, you don’t get any bigger than that!
