My wife keeps blowing everything out of proportion.
She is single-handedly ruining my balloon animal business.
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Pun joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Blowing things out of proportion
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He’s a web designer
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
We had a few drinks. Turns out he’s a web designer. -
It was OK
I recently visited a U.S. state north of Texas and south of Kansas.
It wasn’t great… but it was OK. -
It was a draft
Somebody threw a beer at Donald Trump today.
Don’t worry, it was a draft—he was able to dodge it. -
Couldn’t see himself wearing them
Why did the short-sighted vampire refuse to get glasses?
He just couldn’t see himself wearing them. -
Paddy O’Furniture: The All-Nighter Legend!
Did you hear the one about the Irishman that stayed out all night?
Paddy O’Furniture! -
High Maintenance? I’m Outta Here!
I had a fling with a lady janitor, she was always stoned so I had to break it off with her…
I’m just not into high maintenance women! -
Leprechauns: Always a Little Short on Cash!
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they’re always a little short. -
Trump Dodges Draft Beer Attack!
Somebody threw a beer at Donald Trump today
Don’t worry, it was a draft. He was able to dodge it.
