I’ve been trying to come up with a good tree joke, but I’m stumped.
Delivery Style: Pun
Pun joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Took Me Back
The other day, I was thinking about the time I put my very first car into reverse. Man, that took me back.
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Repulsing
Say what you will about CPR, but I find it repulsing.
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Ruthless
A friend of mine just texted his girlfriend Ruth and told her that it’s over between them. I can’t believe that he did that over text.
He’s Ruthless.
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Trumpets
John: *writes Revelations* Lord, the End is signaled by trumpets?
God: No, Trump/Pence
John: Right. Trumpets.
God: Fine. They’ll know.
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Professional Hide-and-Seek Tournament
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
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Three Tons of Hair Stolen from Wig Factory
Three tons of hair was stolen from a wig factory.
Police are combing the area.
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Books on Turtles
[Walks into bookstore]
Me: Do you have any books on turtles?
Worker: Hard back?
Me: Yeah, with little heads.
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One for the Road
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm.
He says to the bartender, “Two beers please. One for me, and one for the road.”

