Delivery Style: Pun

Pun joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Stumped

    I’ve been trying to come up with a good tree joke, but I’m stumped.

  • Took Me Back

    The other day, I was thinking about the time I put my very first car into reverse. Man, that took me back.

  • Repulsing

    Say what you will about CPR, but I find it repulsing.

  • Ruthless

    A friend of mine just texted his girlfriend Ruth and told her that it’s over between them. I can’t believe that he did that over text.

    He’s Ruthless.

  • Trump Ties in Russia

    Trump Ties in Russia

    Concrete evidence of Trump ties in Russia

  • Trumpets

    Trumpets

    John: *writes Revelations* Lord, the End is signaled by trumpets?

    God: No, Trump/Pence

    John: Right. Trumpets.

    God: Fine. They’ll know.

  • Professional Hide-and-Seek Tournament

    I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

  • Three Tons of Hair Stolen from Wig Factory

    Three tons of hair was stolen from a wig factory.

    Police are combing the area.

  • Books on Turtles

    [Walks into bookstore]

    Me: Do you have any books on turtles?

    Worker: Hard back?

    Me: Yeah, with little heads.

  • One for the Road

    A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm.

    He says to the bartender, “Two beers please. One for me, and one for the road.”