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Pun joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.
I call it lunch.
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Farmers are not only good at their job
Farmers are not only good at their job, but they are also outstanding in their fields.
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Michael Jackson put out some very good albums
Michael Jackson put out some very good albums.
But I think we can all agree his 7th album was Bad.
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I was up All Night Long trying to listen to my collection of Lionel Richie songs, from A to Z
I was up All Night Long trying to listen to my collection of Lionel Richie songs, from A to Z… but I am stuck on U.
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I failed my college photography exam
I failed my college photography exam.
I just couldn’t focus.
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The Teaspoon
The invention of the teaspoon caused quite a stir.
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Make America Grate Again
Donald Trump will ban the sale of shredded cheese. He wants to make America grate again.
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Got in Treble
Why was the musician arrested? He got in treble.
