My daughter and I are getting glasses today. And after that? We’ll see.
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Pun joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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A mime was arrested after breaking his left arm in a bar fight
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.
He still…has the right to remain silent.
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Failed Math So Many Times I Can’t Even Count
I was horrible in school.
I failed math so many times I can’t even count.
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Geology Rocks, but Geography Is Where It’s At
Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at.
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Maine Postal Abbreviation Confusion
Does anyone else have trouble remembering whether the postal abbreviation for Maine is ma, mi or mn?
Or is it just me?
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Predicting What’s Inside a Wrapped Present
Not to brag, but I have this incredible talent in predicting what’s inside a wrapped present.
It’s a gift.
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Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world’s largest bedsheet. More on this story as it unfolds.
Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world’s largest bedsheet. More on this story as it unfolds.
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I signed up for my company’s 401K…but I’m not sure that I can run that far.
I signed up for my company’s 401K…but I’m not sure that I can run that far.
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Beating Around the Bush at the Brothel
A man goes to a brothel where they line up 10 naked women for him to choose from at the cost of $1000. Nine are very unattractive to the man, but off to the side he sees the most beautiful young woman who also has the hairiest vagina he has ever seen, but was holding up a $500 sign that said no oral or penetration.
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