Delivery Style: Pun

Pun joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Too Weak Notice

    I’ve decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because the weights are too heavy.

    I just handed in my too weak notice.

  • Top 15 Wrigley Viagra Gum Slogans (regular version)

    The Top 15 Wrigley Viagra Gum Slogans (regular version)

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    15. Double your measure, double your gun

    14. Share a stick with the one you love

    13. Just like the Cubs at Wrigley Field, you, too, will be able to play at night!

    12. The flavor that never lets you down

    11. We put the “spear” in “spearmint”

    10. Double your pleasure, double your fun, halve your whining about how it’s never happened before

    9. Chew it all the way home

    8. New Wrigley’s Viagra gum: We bring your thing to life

    7. Time for the seven-inch stretch!

    6. Melts in your mouth, not in your pants

    5. Have *you* had a stick lately?

    4. Hey old man, wanna piece of candy?

    3. Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists as an effective way to fill cavities

    2. Forget the flavor — *you’ll* be like a bedpost overnight

    1. It’s Wrigidly Delicious!

    [ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]
    [ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]

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  • Top 14 Movies About Necrophilia

    The Top 14 Movies About Necrophilia

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    14. Driving Miss Pushing Up Daisies
    13. Some Like It Cold
    12. Peggy Sue Got Buried
    11. People to Do in Denver Who are Dead
    10. Sex, Flies and Videotape
    9. Lifeless in Seattle
    8. The Right Stiff
    7. Dr. Jekyll and Miss Formaldehyde
    6. How Stella Got Her Grave Back
    5. Four Beddings at a Funeral
    4. The Corpse Whisperer
    3. CASketball
    2. Waiting to Exhume
    1. Blue Vulva

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  • Long Ass Day

    Long Ass Day

    IT WAS A LONG ASS DAY

  • Pure Bread Horse

    Pure Bread Horse

    I have always wanted to own a pure bread horse

  • Beethoven Did He Listen

    Beethoven Did He Listen

    Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do

    Just look at Beethoven, everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he was deaf. But did he listen?

  • Remote Part Desert

    Remote Part Desert

    MEANWHILE

    IN A REMOTE PART OF THE DESERT

  • Lords Spaghetti

    Lords Spaghetti

    My psalms are sweaty knees weak, cross is heavy

    last supper is ready it’s lord’s spaghetti

  • Partial Arts

    Partial Arts

    PARTIAL ARTS

  • Groundbreaking Invention

    Groundbreaking Invention

    When you realise that the shovel was literally a groundbreaking invention