Delivery Style: wordplay

Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Low-Hanging Fruit

    I was going to make a joke about the balls of an elderly man…

    …but that would just be low-hanging fruit.

  • Side Chick Food Truck

    Side Chick Food Truck

    “Hear me out – a food truck that sells chicken sandwiches. I’ll park it next to Chick-Fil-A and it’ll only be open on Sunday’s. I’ll call it Side Chick”

  • Blacksmith Dog

    I trained my dog to be a blacksmith.

    He made a bolt for the door.

  • Knows the Drill

    I’ve been training my dog to fetch tools from my workbench.

    He isn’t perfect, but he knows the drill.

  • French Fries

    Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France?

    They were cooked in Greece.

  • Then You Came to the Right Guy

    Then You Came to the Right Guy

    Hey girl you want some good sex?

    No

    Then you came to the right guy

  • Barberqueue

    What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

    A barberqueue.

  • Moo-spaper

    How do cows stay up to date?

    They read the moo-spaper.

  • Strongest Days

    Which days are the strongest?

    Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

  • They Were Wright

    About a hundred years ago a couple brothers said they could fly.

    They were Wright.