Delivery Style: wordplay

Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Never Heard of Herbivore

    Never Heard of Herbivore

    I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants.

    You’ve probably never heard of herbivore.

  • 25 Toy Horses Stable

    25 Toy Horses Stable

    BREAKING NEWS: A man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum. Doctors have described his condition as stable.

    KCCI NEWS 8

  • Manual Manuel

    Manual Manuel

    You don’t have to laugh, but some of us are easily amused…

    Manual

    Manuel

  • Searched So Thoroughly Gold Watch

    Searched So Thoroughly Gold Watch

    ewilliams1: They searched him so thoroughly, they found a gold watch.

  • Keep People in the Dark

    My friends keep asking me how I’m able to save so much on my electric bill,

    but I’ll never tell because I like to keep people in the dark.

  • Low-Hanging Fruit

    I was going to make a joke about the balls of an elderly man…

    …but that would just be low-hanging fruit.

  • Side Chick Food Truck

    Side Chick Food Truck

    “Hear me out – a food truck that sells chicken sandwiches. I’ll park it next to Chick-Fil-A and it’ll only be open on Sunday’s. I’ll call it Side Chick”

  • Blacksmith Dog

    I trained my dog to be a blacksmith.

    He made a bolt for the door.

  • Knows the Drill

    I’ve been training my dog to fetch tools from my workbench.

    He isn’t perfect, but he knows the drill.

  • French Fries

    Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France?

    They were cooked in Greece.