Delivery Style: wordplay

Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Violins

    Did you know that the string section of an orchestra is the most dangerous?

    It’s because of all the violins.

  • Eaton / Dayton

    I was datin’ this girl from Eaton.

    Or maybe it was the other way around and she was from Dayton.

  • Short Staffed

    I went to a restaurant run by midgets and the service was terrible.

    In their defense, they’re short staffed.

  • Short Staffed

    I went to a restaurant run by midgets and the service was terrible.

    In their defense, they’re short staffed.

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  • Dentist Impressions

    I was at the dentist this afternoon for some impressions.

    He does a good Johnny Carson but his Frank Sinatra is terrible.

  • Cockatoo

    Do you happen to own a parrot?

    ‘Cause you look like you could handle a cockatoo.

  • Holding Down a Job

    Holding Down a Job

    My answer was WAY off…

    Correct answer: Holding down a job

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  • Rick Astley for President

    Rick Astley for President

    RICK ASTLEY FOR PRESIDENT

    HE WILL NEVER EVER

    GIVE YOU UP | MAKE YOU CRY

    LET YOU DOWN | SAY GOODBYE

    RUN AROUND | TELL A LIE

    DESERT YOU | HURT YOU

    2020

  • Math Textbook Problems

    Math Textbook Problems

    Him: Damn girl are you a math textbook?

    Her: No why?

    Him: Cuz you have a lot of fuckin problems

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  • Under Pressure Bohemian Rhapsody

    Under Pressure Bohemian Rhapsody

    Can you perform under pressure?

    No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody

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