Do you happen to own a parrot?
‘Cause you look like you could handle a cockatoo.
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Do you happen to own a parrot?
‘Cause you look like you could handle a cockatoo.

RICK ASTLEY FOR PRESIDENT
HE WILL NEVER EVER
GIVE YOU UP | MAKE YOU CRY
LET YOU DOWN | SAY GOODBYE
RUN AROUND | TELL A LIE
DESERT YOU | HURT YOU
2020

Him: Damn girl are you a math textbook?
Her: No why?
Him: Cuz you have a lot of fuckin problems
@Gucci_Gameboy @Donny_Drama

Can you perform under pressure?
No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody
@PunHubOnline
Pun hub
I just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing “Danger Zone” five times.
Apparently, I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.
I took my friend to see the world’s biggest fan for his birthday.
He was blown away.
Why are elephants so wise?
It comes with getting long in the tooth.
I just bought an original Van Gogh coffee table.
I know it’s authentic because there’s a bit of veneer missing.
After spending an hour unclogging the bathtub and sink…
I’m feeling pretty drained.