Delivery Style: wordplay

Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Cockatoo

    Do you happen to own a parrot?

    ‘Cause you look like you could handle a cockatoo.

  • Holding Down a Job

    Holding Down a Job

    My answer was WAY off…

    Correct answer: Holding down a job

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  • Rick Astley for President

    Rick Astley for President

    RICK ASTLEY FOR PRESIDENT

    HE WILL NEVER EVER

    GIVE YOU UP | MAKE YOU CRY

    LET YOU DOWN | SAY GOODBYE

    RUN AROUND | TELL A LIE

    DESERT YOU | HURT YOU

    2020

  • Math Textbook Problems

    Math Textbook Problems

    Him: Damn girl are you a math textbook?

    Her: No why?

    Him: Cuz you have a lot of fuckin problems

    @Gucci_Gameboy @Donny_Drama

  • Under Pressure Bohemian Rhapsody

    Under Pressure Bohemian Rhapsody

    Can you perform under pressure?

    No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody

    @PunHubOnline

    Pun hub

  • Loggins Attempts

    I just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing “Danger Zone” five times.

    Apparently, I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.

  • World’s Biggest Fan

    I took my friend to see the world’s biggest fan for his birthday.

    He was blown away.

  • Elephant Wisdom

    Why are elephants so wise?

    It comes with getting long in the tooth.

  • Van Gogh Coffee Table

    I just bought an original Van Gogh coffee table.

    I know it’s authentic because there’s a bit of veneer missing.

  • Feeling Drained

    After spending an hour unclogging the bathtub and sink…

    I’m feeling pretty drained.