[watching the Lion King]
ME: I’ve never seen this before.
WIFE: Oh dear, better get the tissues ready.
ME: I hardly think I’m going to jack off to a bunch of lions Karen.
Format: dialogue
Dialogue comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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What Do Smoking Cigarettes and Eating Pussy Have in Common
WHAT DO SMOKING CIGARETTES AND EATING PUSSY HAVE IN COMMON?
WHAT?
THE FLAVOR CHANGES WHEN YOU GET TO THE BUTTT
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So You’re OK Tattooing My Pussy?
So you’re OK tattooing my pussy?
Yes, of course, you realise I’m going to have to numb it first?
Yeah that’s fine…..
NUM
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You Seen My Cat Lately Ling?
Him: You seen my cat lately Ling?
Her: Nope, you seen your dad lately Jamal?
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I Am Here to Ask For Your Daughters Hand
Me: “I am here to ask for your daughters hand”
Her dad: why?
Me: “cause I’m tired of using mine”
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What Are You Doing Father
“What are you doing father?”
“It’s called masturbating, you’ll be doing this soon”
“Why father?”
“Because my wrist is killing me!”
