Format: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • She spit it out

    I gave my wife an orgasm yesterday…
    …but she spit it out.

  • Pump number 5

    I got robbed today and called the police.
    The cop asked if I had a description of the assailant.
    I said, “Yeah, it’s pump number 5.”

  • Farting in the Fast Lane!

    A woman walks into a car dealership to browse around, not really planning to buy anything. In the showroom, she sees a beautiful convertible with a leather interior. She reaches down to touch the seat and accidentally lets a fart go.

    To her terror, she looks up and sees a salesman heading her way. Hoping he didn’t hear her, she plays it cool and says, “Excuse me, how much is this car? I’m thinking of purchasing it for my husband.”

    The salesman says, “Lady, if you farted from touching the leather, you’re gonna shit when you hear the price.”

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  • A legend in his own thyme

    My great-uncle Herb was a renowned gardener.
    He was a legend in his own thyme.

  • Couldn’t see himself wearing them

    Why did the short-sighted vampire refuse to get glasses?
    He just couldn’t see himself wearing them.

  • The difference was staggering

    I compared how I walked down the street drunk vs sober.
    The difference was staggering.

  • Honey, I’m Home: The Ultimate Mood Killer!

    What’s the three scariest words to hear while having sex?
    “Honey, I’m home!”

  • Paddy O’Furniture: The All-Nighter Legend!

    Did you hear the one about the Irishman that stayed out all night?
    Paddy O’Furniture!

  • High Maintenance? I’m Outta Here!

    I had a fling with a lady janitor, she was always stoned so I had to break it off with her…
    I’m just not into high maintenance women!

  • Leprechauns: Always a Little Short on Cash!

    Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
    Because they’re always a little short.