Did you hear about the guitar that aroused people when played?
It had to be put on the sexy Fenders register.
Format: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Musical Peas vs. Hummus Heroes!
What’s the difference between Black Eyed Peas and chickpeas?
Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song, while chickpeas can only hummus one. -
Polish Women: Monthly Challenges and GED Tests
What’s long, hard and given to most Polish Women at Least once a month?
A GED Test
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Wedding Night Woes: The Long Last Name
What’s long, hard to get your tongue around, and given to a Polish woman by her husband on her wedding night?
His last name. -
Leashes and Revolutions: A Punny Comparison!
What’s the difference between a dog leash and the French Revolution?
One is a reign of terror, the other is a rein of terrier. -
Lesbians and Mandates: A Rejection of Control
Why don’t lesbians like being told what to do?
They don’t like mandates. -
Dating Nostalgia: A Dinner with a Twist!
My wife complained that I don’t treat her like I did when we were dating.
So I took her to dinner and dropper her off at her parent’s house. -
Love or Money? The Ex-Wife Dilemma
I tried to remarry my ex-wife, but that failed.
She figured out I was only after my money. -
Extra Mile: Grandad’s Wisdom, Hilarious Outcomes
Like my Grandad always says, go the extra mile in every job that you do.
Lovely man, terrible train driver
