You can always tell if a man masturbates a lot by looking at his hands…
If you look closely, you’ll see a wedding ring.
Format: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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As Close As I’m Allowed to Get
I tried to come up with a joke about restraining orders. But this is as close as I’m allowed to get.
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Press 6 to Hear These Options Again
Well it’s 1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready… 4 for sales, 5 for customer service or press 6 to hear these options again.
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Never Driven a Bus Before
I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before!
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We’ll See
My daughter and I are getting glasses today. And after that? We’ll see.
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I asked a Scottish guy to name all the women he slept with
I asked a Scottish guy to name all the women he slept with.
He fell asleep.
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Comic books missing the last page
All the comic books I bought from the store are missing the last page, so I have to draw my own conclusions.
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A mime was arrested after breaking his left arm in a bar fight
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.
He still…has the right to remain silent.
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Predicting What’s Inside a Wrapped Present
Not to brag, but I have this incredible talent in predicting what’s inside a wrapped present.
It’s a gift.
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Why Do You Have to Be Careful When Trees Start Dropping Feathers Instead of Leaves
Why do you have to be careful when trees start dropping feathers instead of leaves?
It could be your down-fall.
