Setup Punchline Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Registered Six Offender

Why was six afraid of seven?

Seven was a registered six offender.

Why was 10 scared?

He was right in the middle of 9/11.

Why was six afraid of seven?

Seven was black.

How do you know that a suicide victim was gay?

The teeth marks are farther down the barrel.

What do you get when you cremate a femboy/tomboy?

Trans fat.

Hey. Good news and bad news.

The good news is that diet and exercise can cure erectile dysfunction.

The bad news is that it isn’t easy talking your wife into dieting and exercising.

What did Adolf Hitler do when he spilled his lemonade all over the table?

He wiped off the “Juice.”

My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.

“It’s worth spending money on good speakers,” he told me.

Why don’t blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher was going through a list of words to have each student use in a sentence.

Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.

As she got closer to Johnny, she began to regret her decision. His word was “urinate,” and she really didn’t want to give it to him.

The teacher asked, “Who wants the next one?”

Little Johnny’s hand was waving in the air while no one else responded.

Defeated, the teacher said, “Okay, Johnny, your word is ‘urinate.’”

Little Johnny thought for a moment, then said, “My dad says you’re an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you’d be a ten.”