Format: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • The Irishman and the Ten Pint Bet

    A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and shouts, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers! I’ll put down $500 to anyone who can drink 10 pints back-to-back!”

    The entire pub goes silent. Nobody moves.

    Then one Irishman quietly stands up and walks straight out the door.

    About 30 minutes later, he returns, taps the Texan on the shoulder, and asks, “That bet still good?”

    “Sure is!” the Texan says.

    The bartender lines up ten pints — full glasses from one end of the bar to the other.

    Without a blink, the Irishman downs all 10 pints in a row and slams the last one down like a champion.

    The bar erupts with cheers. The Texan pays the $500 — totally stunned.

    He asks, “If you don’t mind me askin’, where’d you run off to for that half hour?”

    The Irishman grins, “Oh, I just popped down to the pub around the corner to see if I could do it first.”

  • Only 40,000 Miles Now

    A woman wanted to sell her car but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked how many miles were on the car.

    “235,000,” she said.

    Her friend told her that was the problem but said her brother was a mechanic who could roll the mileage back to whatever she wanted.

    So the woman went to the mechanic and told him to set it to 40,000.

    Two days later, her friend asked if she had sold the car now that the mileage had been lowered.

    The woman replied, “Why would I sell the car? There are only 40,000 miles on it now!”

  • Before the Crowbar Was Invented

    True fact:

    Before the crowbar was invented…
    …most crows drank at home.

  • The Right Guy

    I asked some girl if she was interested in experiencing the best sex in her life.

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    “No!” she quickly replies.

    “Then you’re lucky because you’re talking to the right guy,” I said.

  • Started to See a Little

    I said to my wife, “I want to marry another woman.” Just to see her reaction.

    On the first day, I saw nothing. Then on the second day, I still saw nothing. On the third day, I started to see a little with my left eye.

  • If She Dies She Dies

    A 95-year-old man went to see his doctor. He said, “Doc, I’m marrying a 25-year-old girl, and I need some Viagra for my wedding night.”

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    The doctor said, “I’ve got to warn you, as long as you’ve been celibate, that could prove to be fatal.”

    The old man said, “Doc, if she dies, she dies.”

  • Statistically Safe

    An old man was celebrating his 100th birthday with his family.

    One of them asked him if he had any worries about his health and future, and he replied:

    “I have no worries at all! Statistically, very few people die between their 100th and 101st birthday!”

  • Four Deviants in a Bar

    A sadist, zoophile, necrophile and masochist meet in a bar…

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    Sadist: “We should get ourselves a chicken and kill it!”

    Zoophile: “We should get ourselves a chicken, have sex with it, and then kill it!”

    Necrophile: “We should get ourselves a chicken, have sex with it, kill it, and then have sex with it again!”

    Masochist: “BWAK BOK BOK BOK”

  • What Do You Have On

    A woman sits down next to a man in a bar and says, “You smell good. What do you have on?”

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    And the man says, “I have a hard-on but I didn’t know you could smell it.”

  • She’s Intuit

    I convinced my wife to do a sexy role play with me where we pretend to be financial corporations.

    She’s Intuit.