If celebrity deaths do come in threes, I’m hoping that June Cleaver and Howard Cunningham will soon be dispensing pearls of heavenly sitcom wisdom to *anyone* from the cast of “Jersey Shore.”
Format: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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You know you’re not a fashionista when you look at a piece and think, “On what part of
You know you’re not a fashionista when you look at a piece and think, “On what part of your body do you put that?”
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I saw a bumper sticker that said: “Don’t Let This Car Fool You, My Real Treasure Is In
I saw a bumper sticker that said: “Don’t Let This Car Fool You, My Real Treasure Is In Heaven.” I’m sorry, but if heaven is even better than a 1998 Ford Escort, I’m going to have to seriously reconsider this whole atheism thing.
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If God really just wants to walk beside me, why doesn’t He ever pay the cover charge
If God really just wants to walk beside me, why doesn’t He ever pay the cover charge when we go clubbing?
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I decided to beat the retail stores at their own game by putting up *my* Christmas
I decided to beat the retail stores at their own game by putting up *my* Christmas decorations before this Halloween. And for those of you who may point out that some stores already have their holiday displays out, well note that I’m putting up mine in preparation for *next* year. Ha!
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It’s tough being dyslexic.
It’s tough being dyslexic. Every time *I* masturbate, a kitten kills God!
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I suffer from pre-traumatic stress disorder.
I suffer from pre-traumatic stress disorder. I don’t know what’s going to happen, or even when something traumatic will happen, but you can bet your ass I’ll be screaming and crying hours before it goes down.
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There’s nothing more embarrassing than strolling into the office humming “It’s a
There’s nothing more embarrassing than strolling into the office humming “It’s a Hap-Hap-Happy Day,” then hearing the hushed whispers of co-workers and realizing it’s only a hap-happy day.
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To alleviate my public speaking phobia, my speech instructor suggested I envision the
To alleviate my public speaking phobia, my speech instructor suggested I envision the audience naked. Though it initially seemed to work, I soon realized it was replaced with a new phobia: the fear of getting wood in front of my co-workers during a staff meeting.
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I can’t tell if it was the weekend’s Halloween fun or my volunteering to help drive a
I can’t tell if it was the weekend’s Halloween fun or my volunteering to help drive a bunch of Chicago voters to the polls yesterday, but now I can’t get the dead corpse smell out of my minivan.
