Call me hypersensitive, but I don’t like it when people try to make my cowlick stay down with their spit.
Format: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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’Twas the Night Before Christmas
’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring due to the carbon monoxide being given off by the defective space heater.
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When It Comes to Their Pessimism
When it comes to their pessimism, every pessimist is an optimist.
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They Shouldn’t Call Them Farts; They Should Call Them Assertations
They shouldn’t call them farts; they should call them assertations.
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World Kindness Day and International Day for Tolerance
November 13th is World Kindness Day. November 16th is International Day for Tolerance. Trust me, you do NOT want to confuse them.
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Today’s Intelligence World Changes So Rapidly
Today’s intelligence world changes so rapidly; it’s all the CIA can do to pretend not to keep up.
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I’m Concerned About Syrian Refugees Being Sent to Alabama
I’m concerned about the Syrian refugees being sent to Alabama. Haven’t these poor people suffered enough?
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People Magazine and the Sexiest Man
Hey, People Magazine! Unless you’re worried about angry letters from necrophiliacs, you can just say “Sexiest Man.”
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A Trip To Australia
An elderly British couple rents a car in Australia. They return furious after seeing a man having sex with a kangaroo and a one-legged man masturbating.
The rental clerk says, “Please understand, it is very difficult for a one-legged man to be able to catch a ‘roo.”
