Format: short form

Short form comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • I’m Finally a Groan Man

    I just turned 40 and I groan every time I get up now.

    I’m finally a groan man.

  • A Remarkable Guy

    My friend Mark changed his name to something else, but now he’s thinking about changing it back.

    Truly a remarkable guy.

  • This Thing Changes Everything

    I got a new universal remote last week and let me tell you, this thing changes everything.

  • Two No Shows But I Had Fun

    I had my first threesome tonight.

    There were two no shows but I had fun.

  • And Any Weaknesses

    “I once farted so loud that everyone in the grocery store ducked.”

    Interviewer: “Ok… and any weaknesses?”

  • Little Johnny Loses Grandpa

    Little Johnny got lost in the shopping mall…

    He approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa!”

    The guard asked, “What’s his name?”

    “Grandpa.”

    The guard smiled, then asked, “What’s he like?”

    The boy paused for a moment, then replied, “Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits!”

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  • Right Up There

    Not sure if a colonoscopy is the most painful medical procedure but it’s right up there!

  • The Last Thing You Want to Hear

    When I was getting my physical, at one point the doctor told me I’d feel a small prick.

    Definitely the last thing you want to hear before a prostate exam.

  • A Solid 10 But Also Imaginary

    My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.

    A solid 10, but also imaginary.

  • I Learned Next to Nothing

    I was so bored that I memorized six pages of the dictionary, and I learned next to nothing.