Format: short form

Short form comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • It’s Hard to Say

    I told my wife I absolutely love Worcestershire sauce.

    She asked what’s so special about it.

    “It’s hard to say,” I answered.

  • Not Enough Because I Have to Go Back Tomorrow

    I just asked my son what he learned today at school, and he told me, “Not enough, because I have to go back tomorrow.”

  • Vanished Without a Tres

    I recently attended a magic show in Mexico…

    The magician said, “Uno, dos,” and then vanished without a tres.

  • I’m Nearly at Costco Now

    Don’t you just hate it when you’re sitting on the toilet and realise there’s no paper left and you have to do that silly shuffle walk with your undies around your ankles to go and get some?

    Anyway, I’m nearly at Costco now…

  • No But I Have a Boyfriend

    I finally worked up the courage to ask my blind coworker if she was currently seeing anyone.

    She said, “No, but I have a boyfriend.”

  • To Scale or To Look At

    My dad just finished making a model of Mount Everest.

    I asked him if it was to scale… He said, “No, it’s to look at.”

  • Won’t = Wo Not

    Quick tip for those who are struggling with English:

    Don’t = Do not

    Won’t = Wo not

    Stay tuned for more tips.

  • The Blonde and the River

    A blonde was staring dumbfounded at a rushing river blocking her path. As she wondered how to cross, she saw another blonde on the other side.

    She yelled, “Hey, can you help me get to the other side?”

    The other blonde replied, “You ARE on the other side!”

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  • Come Forth and Receive

    And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Come forth, and you shall receive everlasting life…”

    Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.
    Unleash Chaos

    But John came fifth and received a set of steak knives.

    Peter came last and had to eat the biscuit.

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  • I Have Contacts

    I’ve just been pulled over by a police officer. He saw my license and said I’m supposed to be wearing glasses. I said I have contacts.

    He said he didn’t care who I knew.