Format: short form

Short form comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Say fuck at the same time

    How do you get 29 nice old ladies to say fuck at the same time?
    Have the 30th nice old lady say, “Bingo!”

  • Its name is deceiving

    Do not buy a Dyson Ball Vacuum.
    Its name is deceiving. Don’t ask how I know.

  • Back at work tomorrow

    A morgue worker died today.
    But he’ll be back at work tomorrow.

  • Here comes the second one

    How do terrorists feed their children?
    “Here comes the airplane.”
    “Here comes the second one.”

  • The taste

    What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer?
    The taste.

  • A four-chin teller

    What do you call a fat psychic?
    A four-chin teller.

  • Now I stand corrected

    I didn’t believe in my chiropractor.
    But now I stand corrected.

  • I think she’s bluffing

    My wife says she’s leaving me because of my unhealthy obsession with poker.
    I think she’s bluffing.

  • He’s a web designer

    My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
    We had a few drinks. Turns out he’s a web designer.

  • An arm and a leg

    If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, try swimming with sharks.
    It can cost you an arm and a leg.