Format: short form

Short form comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • It was OK

    I recently visited a U.S. state north of Texas and south of Kansas.
    It wasn’t great… but it was OK.

  • It was a draft

    Somebody threw a beer at Donald Trump today.
    Don’t worry, it was a draft—he was able to dodge it.

  • It was a good trade

    I got a refrigerator for my wife today.
    It was a good trade.

  • She spit it out

    I gave my wife an orgasm yesterday…
    …but she spit it out.

  • The sky took my bike

    There’s a tornado in my area.
    The sky was so black, it took my bike.

  • Pump number 5

    I got robbed today and called the police.
    The cop asked if I had a description of the assailant.
    I said, “Yeah, it’s pump number 5.”

  • A legend in his own thyme

    My great-uncle Herb was a renowned gardener.
    He was a legend in his own thyme.

  • Big steps

    There was a safety meeting at work today…
    They asked me, “What steps would you take in case of a fire?”

    “Big fucking steps.”

    Evidently, that was NOT the answer.

  • The difference was staggering

    I compared how I walked down the street drunk vs sober.
    The difference was staggering.

  • Forgotten Names, Unfading Love

    A ninety-five-year-old man was asked, “Do you still call your wife ‘darling,’ ‘sweetie,’ or ‘honey’ at this age? What’s the secret?”

    He said, “It’s been ten years. I’ve forgotten her name, and I feel scared to ask now.”

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