m@thew @TweetPotato314
wife: why r u putting garlic in ur pants
me: so dracula won’t try to eat my ass
wife: why would dracula try to eat ur ass
me: he won’t. the garlic- r u even listening
Joke Type: absurdist
Absurdist jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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What’s Black and Never Works? Decaffeinated Coffee. You Racist Bastard.
WHAT’S BLACK AND NEVER WORKS?
DECAFFEINATED COFFEE
YOU RACIST BASTARD.
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Momo Bathroom Optical Illusion
Momo poster in the bathroom with an unfortunate angle that creates a very inappropriate optical illusion.
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This Is My Blood Given Unto You – Cyanide and Happiness
THIS IS MY BLOOD, GIVEN UNTO YOU.
AND THIS IS MY BODY.
I DON’T FEEL VERY COMFORTABLE ABOUT THIS, JESUS.
MORE BLOOD?
Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
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NuDen – Only Stripper in the World With 3 Boobs
NuDen – what’s your fantasy?
ONLY STRIPPER IN THE WORLD WITH 3 BOOBS
JUNE 13-16 AMAZING
Plan your summer accordingly.
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When She Ain’t Got No Hair to Pull So You Gotta Improvise
When she ain’t got no hair to pull so you gotta improvise
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You Win This Time Penis
YOU WIN THIS TIME PENIS
One of these days I’m going to find you, and when i do…..
