A finger in her ass will eliminate the gag reflex
This is science … you can’t debate it … just try it …
Absurdist jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

A finger in her ass will eliminate the gag reflex
This is science … you can’t debate it … just try it …

When you push so hard on the toilet that you teleport

You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for

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Looking to purchase a kitten under 10$. Must be in mint condition
I have a black baby
Looking for a kitten but thanks
Lol it is a kitten

Day 21 of quarantine, my bologna is about to get a first name

Cucumbers are really good for memory.
I stuck one up my friend’s ass 3 years ago and he still remembers (It was consensual)

My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is they never wink back.