i masturbate loud as hell and if you don’t like that then go to a different olive garden
Joke Type: absurdist
Absurdist jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Dog Food Lid Backwards Is Dildo of God – Skeletor Will Return Next Week
“DOG FOOD LID” BACKWARDS IS “DILDO OF GOD”.
SKELETOR WILL RETURN NEXT WEEK WITH MORE DISTURBING FACTS
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If Both Basketball Teams Just Worked Together They Could Score So Many More Points
hawk @hawktherapper
if both basketball teams just worked together they could score so many more points
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Do Amish Dudes Have to Row Boat Their Wife’s Titties?
Hes probably thinking about other women
Do Amish dudes have to row boat their wife’s titties?
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Game Show Idea: 11 Gay Men and 1 Straight Man – None of the Men Are Actually Gay
Game Show Idea:
11 gay men and 1 straight man are locked in a house. The object for the gay men is to find out who isn’t gay. Once a week someone gets outvoted, until 2 are left, or the straight man is out. If the gays manage to outvote him, they win 1 million dollars. If the straight man is among the 2 last people in the house in the end, he wins 1 million dollars.
Now here’s the twist: None of the men are actually gay, they just all think they are the one straight man.
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Shark vs Me in a Triathlon – It Would All Come Down to Who Is the Better Cyclist
Emma Manzini @EmmaManzini
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
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Your Jew-Jitsu Is Strong But Feel the Power of My Nun-Chucks
Your Jew-Jitsu is strong, but feel the power of my…
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You Can Prevent This Bird From Getting AIDS
YOU CAN PREVENT THIS
BIRD FROM GETTING AIDS
Donate
Africanbirdsanctuary.org
