When you’re giving her the full 4 inches
IF SHE DIES SHE DIES
Joke Type: absurdist
Absurdist jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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When You Blow Black Pepper in Her Face Mid-Ride
When you blow a handful of black pepper in her face mid-ride to make her sneeze so the pussy tightens
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Today on the Bus I Told a Lady She Had Semen on the Back of Her Shirt
TODAY ON THE BUS I TOLD A LADY SHE HAD SEMEN ON THE BACK OF HER SHIRT.
SHE SAID IT WAS PROBABLY YOGURT.
I’M PRETTY SURE I DON’T EJACULATE YOGURT.
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Me on Naked and Afraid Waiting for a Box of Krispy Kremes
Me on naked and afraid waiting for a box of Krispy Kremes to wash up
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Greta Watching You Sit on a Plastic Dildo Instead of a Cucumber
Greta watching you sit on a plastic dildo instead of a cucumber
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Amish Romance
I wonder — how do Amish girls know if it’s a romantic candlelit dinner or just a regular dinner?
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Absolutely Nobody – The Sock in the Corner of My Room
Absolutely nobody.
The sock in the corner of my room
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My New Standing Desk Has Arrived
My new standing desk has arrived, it has a cool feature bolted on underneath.
