Anecdotal Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Gym Woes: Broken Machines and No Treats!

I went to the gym the other day and my favorite machine was broken.

I couldn’t get any chocolate or Coke or anything.

My wife accused me of liking my relatives more than hers. I told her that was absolutely not true.

I thought her mother-in-law was much nicer than mine.

Once long ago I got a job hosing women down for wet T-shirt contests. It was $2 an hour.

It was all I could afford at the time.

I interviewed 10,000 thousand people who had played Russian roulette and not a single one of them were harmed from the game.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.

Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t the right choice.

I like how my new doctor knocks before he enters the exam room when I’m in there.

Because of his thoughtfulness, I may never get caught boosting drug samples and hypodermic needles again.