I’ll never forget what my granddad said to me before he croaked.
He said, “Hey kid, wanna hear my frog impression?”
Joke Type: bait and switch
Bait and switch jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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My frog impression
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Just a shot in the dark
I was trying to get romantic with the new nurse at my doctor’s office, so I asked her to dim the lights before she gave me the tetanus booster.
I guess it was just a shot in the dark. -
Al Roker
Should NBC be concerned? They keep getting communications that affect the weather from some rogue terrorist group called “Al Roker.”
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I bleed at the sight of someone passing out
I’ve always been different from most people. For instance, I bleed at the sight of someone passing out.
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Nothing to stop Aunt Bea and me
I shot the sheriff and the deputy.
Now there’s nothing to stop Aunt Bea and me from being together! -
Cold Calls
Someone just called my phone and sneezed, coughed, and then hung up.
I’m getting sick of these cold calls.
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Eclipse Colander
I was told I could look at the eclipse through a colander.
I tried it, but it strained my eyes.
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Taco Bell
Two guys are arguing about whether Taco Bell should be considered Mexican food.
At least they both agree that it is Mexican.
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Make Up Sex
They say make-up sex is the best, which is lucky, because all my sex is made up.

