I should have known this was a porn restaurant when they gave me a peanut fluffer and K-Y Jelly sandwich.
Joke Type: bait and switch
Bait and switch jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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I exercise the same way I make love: I go all out each and every
I exercise the same way I make love: I go all out each and every time. So I’m surprised that the guys in my gym don’t appreciate it when I
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My girlfriend has the best tits EVER. Don’t take my word for it
My girlfriend has the best tits EVER. Don’t take my word for it — ask her husband.
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When she told me she would give me the best blowjob I’d ever had
When she told me she would give me the best blowjob I’d ever had for $20, I told her to put my money where her mouth is.
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Okay, say you fucked your sister… Just say it. I’m trying to
Okay, say you fucked your sister… Just say it. I’m trying to get a free vacation out of Jerry Springer.
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the blank in the adage, “Absence makes the _____ grow _____.”
the blank in the adage, “Absence makes the _____ grow _____.” Turned out that my reply “penis” and “harder” was not the correct one.
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Call me a fetishist, but I like my porn stars to show a little spunk
Call me a fetishist, but I like my porn stars to show a little spunk.
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I believe God puts people in our lives for a reason. For
I believe God puts people in our lives for a reason. For example, I believe He brought me the new receptionist so I can stare at her tits all day.
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Boy, did my junk sting after I made it with that chick at the
Boy, did my junk sting after I made it with that chick at the swingers club. I guess there’s some truth to that old saying, “Love is a many-splintered thing.”
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My boyfriend loves getting my titty pics on his cell phone. The
My boyfriend loves getting my titty pics on his cell phone. The dude in line in front of him at Starbucks doesn’t like it nearly as much, though.
