Masturbating twice a week increases life expectancy by 20%
Me in 3263:
Joke Type: dark humor
Dark humor jokes, grim punchlines, and comedy from the questionable end of the emotional buffet from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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February Used to Have 31 Days
February used to have 31 days and then 3 of them got stolen. That’s when it was named Black History Month.
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Spilled Lemonade
What did Adolf Hitler do when he spilled his lemonade all over the table?
He wiped off the “Juice.”
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Airplane Forced To Make Emergency Landing
Roses are red,
Clouds make me sadThe purple sock
Airplane Forced To Make Emergency Landing Because Woman’s Crotch Smelled So Bad
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Local Man Paralysed After Eating 413 Chicken Nuggets
Local Man Paralysed After Eating 413 Chicken Nuggets
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Tent Poles Are Not for Pole Dancing
TENT POLES ARE NOT FOR POLE DANCING.
PLEASE FIND ALTERNATIVE WAYS TO DISAPPOINT YOUR FATHER.
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Be Honest
Be honest. You know that if a brown-skinned, Palestinian Jew attended a Trump rally and told the attendees to feed the hungry, house the homeless and welcome the stranger, they’d call Him a Socialist Libtard then crucify Him again.
