People with geometry fetishes — they come in all shapes and sizes.
Joke Type: observational
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Be Honest
Be honest. You know that if a brown-skinned, Palestinian Jew attended a Trump rally and told the attendees to feed the hungry, house the homeless and welcome the stranger, they’d call Him a Socialist Libtard then crucify Him again.
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Stop Limiting Yourself
If having one glass of wine makes you happy, imagine having seven. Stop limiting yourself.
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Rule 1: Never Publicly Share Sensitive Data
Rule 1: Never publicly share sensitive data over the internet.
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Danny Glover Was Just 41
Danny Glover was just 41 when he decided he was getting too old for this shit. Let that sink in.
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Nothing’s More American
They say nothing’s more American than grabbing a hotdog, heading to the ballpark and watching nine guys from the Dominican Republic make magic on the field.
— Will Ferrell
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Women Made What??
mrohio32: Men made plane. Men made car. Men made ship. Women made what?? 🤨🤨
fathernathan: You, unfortunately
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Only If WW3 Would Start
March 2018
Wanna be my gf? 15:21
Only if WW3 would start. 15:22Today
Yo 11:49
