Gas prices aren’t THAT high…
Gas Prices:
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

Me being escorted out of the all you can eat Chinese buffet.

The Passive Aggression of the Christ
NO, IT’S FINE, I’LL CARRY IT…
My daughter asked me to explain AI to her.
I said, “You know how Dad gives wrong answers confidently? It’s like that but faster.”

Roses are red,
Clouds make me sad
The purple sock
Airplane Forced To Make Emergency Landing Because Woman’s Crotch Smelled So Bad

Local Man Paralysed After Eating 413 Chicken Nuggets