How stuffed I’m trynna be on Thanksgiving.
Joke Type: observational
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Escorted Out of the All You Can Eat Chinese Buffet
Me being escorted out of the all you can eat Chinese buffet.
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The Passive Aggression of the Christ
The Passive Aggression of the Christ
NO, IT’S FINE, I’LL CARRY IT…
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Explaining AI
My daughter asked me to explain AI to her.
I said, “You know how Dad gives wrong answers confidently? It’s like that but faster.”
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Airplane Forced To Make Emergency Landing
Roses are red,
Clouds make me sadThe purple sock
Airplane Forced To Make Emergency Landing Because Woman’s Crotch Smelled So Bad
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Local Man Paralysed After Eating 413 Chicken Nuggets
Local Man Paralysed After Eating 413 Chicken Nuggets
