Joke Type: observational

Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Family Racist

    Family Racist

    SADLY LEARNED MY FAMILY WAS RACIST. I DATED A BLACK GIRL AND BROUGHT HER HOME TO MEET THE THEM.

    MY WIFE AND KIDS WOULDN’T EVEN TALK TO HER.

  • Email Server Down

    Email Server Down

    SENDS COMPANY WIDE EMAIL

    INFORMING COWORKERS THAT EMAIL SERVER IS CURRENTLY DOWN.

  • Push Up Last Year

    Push Up Last Year

    Why are my arms so weak?

    It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing.

  • Canadian Graffiti

    Canadian Graffiti

    CANADIAN GRAFFITI

    YOUR MOM IS A NICE LADY

    AT ITS FINEST

  • Stevie Wonder Child Support

    Stevie Wonder Child Support

    You think your life is bad, Stevie Wonder paying 25K a month in child support, for some kids he ain’t NEVER SEEN..

  • Blacks For Trump Signs

    Blacks For Trump Signs

    BLACKS FOR TRUMP

    LAZY FUCKS, CAN’T EVEN HOLD UP THEIR OWN SIGNS

  • Email and Bacon

    Email and Bacon

    Email and Bacon?! This car has everything

  • Hotel Maids Feb 15

    Hotel Maids Feb 15

    SHOUT OUT TO THE HOTEL MAIDS

    THAT HAVE TO CHANGE SHEETS FEBRUARY 15TH

  • Boomerang Constant Fear

    Boomerang Constant Fear

    I threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back. Now I live in constant fear.

  • Deaf Gang Signs

    Deaf Gang Signs

    Him: I try to talk and she just mumbles and throws up gang signs

    Her: *signals* I’m deaf