SENDS COMPANY WIDE EMAIL
INFORMING COWORKERS THAT EMAIL SERVER IS CURRENTLY DOWN.
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

I threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back. Now I live in constant fear.

Him: I try to talk and she just mumbles and throws up gang signs
Her: *signals* I’m deaf

DID YOU KNOW?
Before Isaac Newton invented gravity in 1869, people could fly