Joke Type: observational

Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Sergei Boobtitsky

    Sergei Boobtitsky

    ROOT SPORTS BLUE JACKETS

    SERGEI BOOBTITSKY #72

    He is the chosen one.

  • Heelys Dick

    Heelys Dick

    when you said you was gonna stop sucking dick but u see a nigga wearing heelys

  • Fuck Like The Government

    Fuck Like The Government

    I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like The government.

  • Owner Is Coming

    Owner Is Coming

    Hurry up son, the owner is coming

  • Prank Dad Day 817

    Prank Dad Day 817

    Gonna prank dad when he gets home

    DAY 1

    DAY 2

    DAY 817

  • Gay Rate Drops Zero

    Gay Rate Drops Zero

    Why tf are men gay? Girls have buttholes too

    BREAKING NEWS

    GAY RATE DROPS TO 0%

  • Devourer Of Mankind

    Devourer Of Mankind

    i’m Sorry, little one…but I’m hungry

    The Devourer of Mankind

  • Butt Finger Blast

    Butt Finger Blast

    I think…I think I’ll just pass on ice cream today

    BUBBLE GUM

    BUTT.FINGER BLAST

  • Toilet Seat Scale

    Toilet Seat Scale

    Toilet seat scale shows you how much weight is lost after taking a dump

    INVEST

  • Fish Mr Brightside

    Fish Mr Brightside

    I’m comin’ out of the lake and I’ve been doin’ just fine, gotta gotta get out because I wanna walk.

    Started out as a fish, how did it end up like this?

    I was only a fish, I was only a fish.