it looks like you’re pregnant
I’m pregnant?!
No, but it looks like you are.
Joke Type: observational
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Fantastic What
Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite
It is one of the most wanted collabs ever
philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_
Fantastic what
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SuperShe Island No Men Allowed
Execute @execute
A whole island where men aren’t allowed. SuperShe Island in Finland is a women-only retreat. Founded in 2018, sold for over a million in 2023, and still enforcing a strict no-men policy. The only time a man steps foot there is to fix something, then he’s gone.
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The Golfing Widower
Jim and Bob are golfing together on a Sunday morning. They’re both on the green, which is near a county highway.
As Jim lines up his putt, a funeral procession goes by on the highway. Jim immediately stops, takes off his hat and bows his head.
Bob is impressed. “Wow, Jim. That’s really a profound sign of respect. I’m impressed.”
Jim answers, “Well, Bob. We were married for 41 years. It’s the least I could do.”
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First Day as a Cop
[First day as a cop]
Me: Suspect is dancing naked through downtown
Dispatch: Copy that
Me: I’ll try but i’m not much of a dancer
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4 Tips for Guys for Successful Relationships
1. It’s really important to find a woman that you love and who loves you the same.
2. It’s really important to find a woman that sexually excites you and that she feels the same about you.
3. It’s really important to find a woman who will care for you and that you will care for her, in sickness and in health.
4. It’s absolutely fucking vital that these three women do not know each other.
