It’s good that justice is blind. I just wish she had a better sense of smell.
Joke Type: observational
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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The Weather in New England
It’s true what they say: “If you don’t like the weather in New England, it’s because it freaking sucks. Why do we live here? Ooh, foliage!”
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If Jesus Were Born Today
If Jesus were born today, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration would require a five-point safety harness in the manger.
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March Madness Used to Mean Basketball, Not Politics
March Madness used to mean basketball, not politics.
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Which Woman in the Bible Are You?
I took the “Which woman in the Bible are you?” quiz. My result: “Some whore.”
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A Sour Teen Wearing a Hoodie and Miniskirt
Hey, sour teen wearing a hoodie and tiny miniskirt with knee socks combo: Have you considered that it’s your outfit making you unhappy?
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Scandal Rocks Vatican
Saw a headline: “Scandal Rocks Vatican.” If the Pope really wants to appeal to young people, he needs to get newer bands than that.
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I Got Kicked Out of My Charades Club
I got kicked out of my charades club for “gratuitous” nudity. But without disrobing and flopping, how would anybody have guessed “Elephant Man”?
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Waldo’s Therapist
“Maybe what you need to be asking yourself is, ‘Who’s Waldo?’” Waldo’s therapist.
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In Honor of the Olympics
In honor of the Olympics, instead of spending the weekend napping, I will be spending the weekend marathon napping.
