I kind of have a problem with women breastfeeding in public. I mean, shouldn’t you be weaned by the time you’re a grown woman?
Joke Type: observational
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Food is great.
Food is great. Shove it one of the holes on the front of your gob. If it isn’t great, just try another hole. You’ll know when you hit it.
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I don’t know what to put in the moat: Alligators or a lady who was trying to return
I don’t know what to put in the moat: Alligators or a lady who was trying to return something she paid full price for without no receipt.
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If a half-truth is a whole lie, a whole truth is two whole lies.
If a half-truth is a whole lie, a whole truth is two whole lies.
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Discussing Unbalanced Population Growth
When discussing the global effects of unbalanced population growth, let’s remember that for some people, bucket seats mean birth control.
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If There’s One Thing I Can’t Stand, It’s Intolerance
If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s intolerance.
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My Possessions No Longer Possess Me
My possessions no longer possess me. They sold me to a new owner last week.
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I Keep Wanting to Go to Oklahoma
I keep wanting to go to Oklahoma, but I’m terrified the evil storm chasers from the movie Twister might still be there.
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How Can I Help Others?
How can I help others unless I first stop them from helping themselves?
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Elvis Costello’s Blood & Chocolate
I never had an appreciation for why Elvis Costello would title an album “Blood & Chocolate” until things got out of hand eating that Nestlé 100 Grand bar.
