I keep asking my personal waxer if he’d ever consider going out with me, but he just keeps giving me lip service.
Joke Type: pun
Pun jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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There’s a job opening at the tampon factory. If you’re
There’s a job opening at the tampon factory. If you’re interested, I think I can pull a few strings.
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Gorgeous as they are, I’m nevertheless terrified of looking at
Gorgeous as they are, I’m nevertheless terrified of looking at my girlfriend’s breasts. Maybe I have A-rack-nophobia.
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I like dating really short guys so that when we get into a
I like dating really short guys so that when we get into a fight, I can piss them off by saying, “We’re not currently seeing tit-to-eye.”
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Frankly, I was a bit surprised at how pissed the hooker got when
Frankly, I was a bit surprised at how pissed the hooker got when I asked her for the WhorFax.
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I’ll bet Popeye named his pecker “Pimiento
I’ll bet Popeye named his pecker “Pimiento.”
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There I was, about to impress this cute girl by signing an
There I was, about to impress this cute girl by signing an important historical document, when this dude came in and John Hancock-blocked me.
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Every time I have an orgasm, I complain and throw a tantrum. I
Every time I have an orgasm, I complain and throw a tantrum. I guess I must be suffering from immature ejaculation.
