ben @rokthedisco
Just had a message from a random guy asking to meet in the woods to compare dick sizes, fucking weirdo didn’t even turn up
Joke Type: shock value
Shock value jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Wayne’s Whore
A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Little Wayne says, “I wanna start out as a fighter pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane.”
The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Wayne, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson.
“And how about you, Sarah?”
“I wanna be Wayne’s whore.”
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At first I was put off when she invited me back to her place and
At first I was put off when she invited me back to her place and it reeked of urine. Then when she told me that she doesn’t have pets, I was totally turned on.
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Did you know that there are 47 distinct ways to masturbate?
Did you know that there are 47 distinct ways to masturbate? Thanks, Wankepedia!
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Usually when I jot something down on my hand as a reminder, it’s
Usually when I jot something down on my hand as a reminder, it’s along the lines of, “Because of the infected calluses, use Lefty this week.”
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I suppose the hardest part of being a hermaphrodite would be
I suppose the hardest part of being a hermaphrodite would be remembering not to flush your tampons down the urinal.
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In MY version of “The Wizard of Oz,” the Wizard tosses the
In MY version of “The Wizard of Oz,” the Wizard tosses the Cowardly Lion a silken sack full of golden testicles and says, “Here, now you’ve got a pair, you big pussy!”
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Of all the knee joints in all the world, why did he have to cum
Of all the knee joints in all the world, why did he have to cum all over mine?
