Joke Type: shock value

Shock value jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Medicinal Prostitute

    Medicinal Prostitute

    Me: It’s Medicinal

    Cop: first of all… that’s a prostitute

  • The Truth About Santa Claus

    I think, deep down inside, little children want to be told the truth about Santa Claus. Why else would they stand in line for an hour just to sit on my lap?

  • Selling My Nudes

    Selling My Nudes

    Times are tough so once again I will be selling my nudes.

    $5 to get one

    $25 not to get one

  • Reaching In Backpack

    Reaching In Backpack

    when the white kid in class getting roasted and starts reaching in his backpack

  • No Means No Dyslexic

    No Means No Dyslexic

    NO MEANS NO, UNLESS SHE’S DYSLEXIC

    THEN IT’S ON

  • Duct Tape Viagra

    Duct Tape Viagra

    “Hope you don’t mind… I’m out of Viagra, so I used duct tape.”

  • Eating a Vegetable

    Q: What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

    A: Putting her back into her wheelchair.

  • Duct Tape and a Gerbil

    Why do you have to wrap duct tape around a gerbil?

    So that it doesn’t explode when you sodomize it.

  • Dark Humor Warning: Shocking Punchline Ahead

    This guy and this girl are rampantly having sex. During a lull in the passion, the guy asks the girl to turn over.

    Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.
    Unleash Chaos

    “Why?” asks the girl.

    “Because I want to try something different,” says the guy.

    “That’s perverted!” says the girl.

    “What did you say?” asks the guy.

    “I said that’s perverted.”

    “I’m sorry, I’m not quite sure I heard properly – what did you say?”

    “I said that’s perverted.”

    “Shit,” says the guy, “that’s a big word for a five year-old.”

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  • Adios Card

    Adios Card

    Can you grab a card on the way home? My coworker’s mom died

    Loss of Loved One

    ADIOS!

    Loss of Loved One

    what the fuck is wrong with you?