Jackson
Condoms are for fucking pussies
No, no, he’s got a point.
Shock value jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

Jackson
Condoms are for fucking pussies
No, no, he’s got a point.

It’s called chloroform… you’ll love it. It’s like aromatherapy but without all the struggling.

YOU CAN PREVENT THIS
BIRD FROM GETTING AIDS
Donate
Africanbirdsanctuary.org

Great financial news for me this morning. No longer have to send a month to that African kid

siouxchiefsouschef @legitwidget
overheard one kid at the Mall of America tell his friends he had to get his wisdom teeth out and his friend says “why? gotta make room for more dicks?” and wow insults have really come a long way since I was a kid

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Happy women’s day. Send nudes.
3/8/17, 10:50 AM

Done
Samantha, 25
5 miles away Active 1 day ago
About Samantha
I like it rough.

There’s actually a breed of black chickens that hatch black eggs!
Search up “black cocks” urself if u dont believe me