Me: It’s Medicinal
Cop: first of all… that’s a prostitute
Joke Type: shock value
Shock value jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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The Truth About Santa Claus
I think, deep down inside, little children want to be told the truth about Santa Claus. Why else would they stand in line for an hour just to sit on my lap?
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Selling My Nudes
Times are tough so once again I will be selling my nudes.
$5 to get one
$25 not to get one
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Reaching In Backpack
when the white kid in class getting roasted and starts reaching in his backpack
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Eating a Vegetable
Q: What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A: Putting her back into her wheelchair.
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Duct Tape and a Gerbil
Why do you have to wrap duct tape around a gerbil?
So that it doesn’t explode when you sodomize it.
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Dark Humor Warning: Shocking Punchline Ahead
This guy and this girl are rampantly having sex. During a lull in the passion, the guy asks the girl to turn over.
“Why?” asks the girl.
“Because I want to try something different,” says the guy.
“That’s perverted!” says the girl.
“What did you say?” asks the guy.
“I said that’s perverted.”
“I’m sorry, I’m not quite sure I heard properly – what did you say?”
“I said that’s perverted.”
“Shit,” says the guy, “that’s a big word for a five year-old.”
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Adios Card
Can you grab a card on the way home? My coworker’s mom died
Loss of Loved One
ADIOS!
Loss of Loved One
what the fuck is wrong with you?
