Joke Type: shock value

Shock value jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

Didnt Even Turn Up

ben @rokthedisco

Just had a message from a random guy asking to meet in the woods to compare dick sizes, fucking weirdo didn’t even turn up
Wayne’s Whore

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.
Unleash Chaos

Little Wayne says, “I wanna start out as a fighter pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane.”

The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Wayne, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson.

“And how about you, Sarah?”

“I wanna be Wayne’s whore.”

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