I don’t trust stairs.
They’re always up to something.
Joke Type: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Flapaccino: The Female Teabag Twist
What do you call the female version of teabagging?
A flapaccino
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Loophole Lust: Aroused by Legal Technicalities
What about the guy who was aroused by loopholes in the law?
He got off on a technicality.
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Banana Affair: The Peeling Verdict!
Did you hear about the man who was found guilty of having sex with a banana?
He got off on a peel.
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Decoding DNA: National Dyslexic’s Association Explained
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic’s Association.
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Chemistry Humor: NaBrO to the Rescue!
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
