An old Indian was asked the name of his wife,
He replied, “Three Horse.”
“That’s an unusual name for your wife, Three Horse. What does it mean?”
The Indian replied, “It’s an old Indian name.”
It means, Nag, Nag, Nag.
Joke Type: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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One for the Road
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm.
He says to the bartender, “Two beers please. One for me, and one for the road.”
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No Words to Describe How Angry I Am
I recently ordered a thesaurus online and when it arrived it was blank. I literally have no words to describe how angry I am.
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The Wurst Is Yet to Come
I ordered some German food from DoorDash. The sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come.
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Good Buoy
I took my dog to the lake today and noticed he floats very well.
He’s a very good buoy.
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Cliff Was Born For This Job
Cliff was born for this job.
CLIFF HANGER
Rock Climbing Instructor
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Muggy Out Today Sips Coffee From Bowl
ME: honey, it’s really muggy out today
WIFE: if I go outside & all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m leaving u
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Muslim Band And Mexican Mall
TRUMP: Let’s get that Muslim Band going
“Band? We thought you said ban”
TRUMP: No way, that’s harsh. Also, how’s that Mexican mall coming?
