After watching a porn movie, I can never recall the entire plot — I just remember a few snatches.
Joke Type: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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“Oh, the Places You’ll Go!” has a very different meaning for
“Oh, the Places You’ll Go!” has a very different meaning for those into scat.
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When my boyfriend started calling me his Rose Garden, I thought
When my boyfriend started calling me his Rose Garden, I thought it was because I was sweet and smelled nice. Turns out it was because of all the little pricks I’ve had in my bush.
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Sometimes I sit and think about all the great jack-in-the-box
Sometimes I sit and think about all the great jack-in-the-box references I could make if my name were Jack and I were a gynecologist.
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Now that “Cyber Monday” shopping is out of the way, I’m ready
Now that “Cyber Monday” shopping is out of the way, I’m ready for all the great sex toy deals available during “Titty-rific Tuesday.”
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Shaved my balls tonight, and man was it painful! The worst part
Shaved my balls tonight, and man was it painful! The worst part was getting them out of my scrotum.
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I don’t even like to bargain or haggle, but one of my favorite
I don’t even like to bargain or haggle, but one of my favorite words in the English language is still “dicker.”
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The reason I keep going back to Cherry is that she appreciates
The reason I keep going back to Cherry is that she appreciates my eccentricities, like using exactly 2.5 tablespoons of lube, and that it has to be applied clockwise to both my cock and her sphincter, once before and once midway through. Yep, I’m *very* anal about anal.
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When I looked down to see my penis was swollen large and turning
When I looked down to see my penis was swollen large and turning green, I started to panic. Then I realized I’d mistakenly purchased “Shrek” condoms.
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I’m so cool I knew William Shatner when he was still William
I’m so cool I knew William Shatner when he was still William Shittingner.
