“This here.” “What is some bullshit?” “Can you be more specific?” “What is some bullshit, right here?” “Correct!” – Ghetto Jeopardy
Joke Type: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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“You CAN Go Fuck Yourself!” – AutoerotiCon 2014 Seminar
“You CAN Go Fuck Yourself!” – AutoerotiCon 2014 Seminar
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The new guy I’m dating is going to be so happy about his
The new guy I’m dating is going to be so happy about his birthday present. It was a no-brainer, though, getting him water skis, since he he’s been telling me for weeks he’s into watersports.
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Turns out that my wife ascribes to a double standard during sex:
Turns out that my wife ascribes to a double standard during sex: using “cum” as a verb is acceptable, whereas using it as a noun is not.
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What the fuck? That disgusting “scat party” had absolutely
What the fuck? That disgusting “scat party” had absolutely nothing to do with jazz vocal improvisation using nonsense syllables! It was gross. Luckily, I can get it out of my head by showing off my barefoot skiing skills at tomorrow night’s watersports party.
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Prenatal ultrasound: Our first dick pics
Prenatal ultrasound: Our first dick pics.
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“Ass-munch” is an apt and colorful moniker for those friends you
“Ass-munch” is an apt and colorful moniker for those friends you have who like to munch ass.
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First there was S&M;, then SMBD, then LGBT. Now it’s LGBTQIA.
First there was S&M;, then SMBD, then LGBT. Now it’s LGBTQIA. Forget about erectile dysfunction pills, I need a prescription to cure my Acronymorrhea.
