Joke Type: wordplay

Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

Sometimes I sit and think about all the great jack-in-the-box

Sometimes I sit and think about all the great jack-in-the-box references I could make if my name were Jack and I were a gynecologist.
Now that “Cyber Monday” shopping is out of the way, I’m ready

Now that “Cyber Monday” shopping is out of the way, I’m ready for all the great sex toy deals available during “Titty-rific Tuesday.”
Shaved my balls tonight, and man was it painful! The worst part

Shaved my balls tonight, and man was it painful! The worst part was getting them out of my scrotum.
I don’t even like to bargain or haggle, but one of my favorite

I don’t even like to bargain or haggle, but one of my favorite words in the English language is still “dicker.”
The reason I keep going back to Cherry is that she appreciates

The reason I keep going back to Cherry is that she appreciates my eccentricities, like using exactly 2.5 tablespoons of lube, and that it has to be applied clockwise to both my cock and her sphincter, once before and once midway through. Yep, I’m *very* anal about anal.
When I looked down to see my penis was swollen large and turning

When I looked down to see my penis was swollen large and turning green, I started to panic. Then I realized I’d mistakenly purchased “Shrek” condoms.
I’m so cool I knew William Shatner when he was still William

I’m so cool I knew William Shatner when he was still William Shittingner.
“This here.” “What is some bullshit?” “Can you be more

“This here.” “What is some bullshit?” “Can you be more specific?” “What is some bullshit, right here?” “Correct!” – Ghetto Jeopardy
“You CAN Go Fuck Yourself!” – AutoerotiCon 2014 Seminar

“You CAN Go Fuck Yourself!” – AutoerotiCon 2014 Seminar
The new guy I’m dating is going to be so happy about his

The new guy I’m dating is going to be so happy about his birthday present. It was a no-brainer, though, getting him water skis, since he he’s been telling me for weeks he’s into watersports.