Whenever someone with Alzheimer’s tries to apologize to me, I tell them to just forget about it.
Joke Type: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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They call it Coca Cola Zero because if you drink that shit
They call it Coca Cola Zero because if you drink that shit that’s what you fucking are, punk. A FUCKING ZERO.
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(B0nrMunky) If there’s ever a tribute band for Spoon, it should
(B0nrMunky) If there’s ever a tribute band for Spoon, it should be called “Spooge.”
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A Hummer limo seem like a good idea for Prom since the two best
A Hummer limo seem like a good idea for Prom since the two best things about Prom are right there in its name.
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I bet the reason the folks settled on the name “Tinder” was that
I bet the reason the folks settled on the name “Tinder” was that all the copyright attorneys got their panties twisted when they tried to use “Twatter.”
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I tell people to have a nice fucking day, unless they’re one of
I tell people to have a nice fucking day, unless they’re one of my pornstar friends. Then I like to tell them to have a nice day fucking.
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My application to join the Astronaut Wives Club was rejected.
My application to join the Astronaut Wives Club was rejected. It’s all fucking politics.
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GODDAMMIT PAUL SIMON ARE YOU A ROCK OR ARE YOU AN ISLAND? MAKE
GODDAMMIT PAUL SIMON ARE YOU A ROCK OR ARE YOU AN ISLAND? MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!
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Why do they call them potholes, man? You can’t blame bud for
Why do they call them potholes, man? You can’t blame bud for that shit. *massive bong rip*
