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Joke Type: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Big Tits on Babies
My wife asked me if I wish she had been born with big tits.
I told her that I find big tits on babies disturbing.
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A Friendly Reminder
A friendly reminder: anal sex requires no less than a butt load of lubricant.
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Sign Language
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
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Before the Invention of the Train, People Had to Run a Wagon on Your Mom
Before the invention of the train, people had to run a wagon on your Mom.
